Blog-whoring, And Now I'm A Little Bit Sore

Thanks to all my new followers! It's great to have some guys finally (and FYI, I give better head than Libby).

If you haven't read me for awhile, I'm competing with Libby to see who can reach 50 followers first. Don't let her fool you with her coyness- I know for a fact she has been checking her Blackberry every half hour and has been constipated for the last 3 days. She is only pretending not to care because she knows that DEFEAT IS EMINENT. Now, any suggestions on what blog topic I should assign to her when I win?

We're having a cookout tonight so I'm off to clean the house (and that means the upstairs, too. Because guests, unlike small pets and my husband, are not so easily distracted when I throw treats past the stairs. Time to go up there and play the "Oh, that's where it went" game.)

BTW, check out my newly updated bloglist-- in the midst of this crazy contest I've found some really great reads-- kinda like when your teacher used to hide a lesson in some fun activity (didn't that used to just piss you off?).