Wow, You Really Can Make A Whole Post Out Of Links And A Whole Lot Of Nothing

I know you may think I just sit around all day eating potato chips and watching Rock of Love, stop looking through my windows asshole but I've actually been writing on my other blog, which is equally as brilliant as this one.  And my column for the Spring Issue of Hearing Health Magazine is out.  Click it, click on the links dammit!  I hope you go check both out at your earliest convenience.

Also, my precious daughter has recently taken up giving pedicures. 

Yes, I realize it looks like I stuck my feet into a meat grinder, but I still think her work turned out as well as this person's.  I can't wait until she starts doing my makeup.  Hopefully I won't forget it's on, like the princess tiara, and go out in public.

I finally completed the final details on my Marilyn painting:

And yes, she still looks like she's giving everyone the finger.  Damn.  I hate hands.  My future subjects are going to be amputees.  Or pirates.