This is a picture a friend of mine posted on FB of her new tattoo:
She says she "loves it!" but I am horrified. It's supposed to be her baby's handprint but it looks like a baby zombie touched her and left a burned imprint on her flesh. For real? She's going to go through life with that mark on her? I guess it's better than the tattoo Jason said he saw on a girl once at a pool-- a penis on her lower back, complete with balls. Class-say.
That's all. Just had to share that little gem with you. You're welcome.

14 comments:
Holy Effing COW!!!!
It looks like Satan's baby has marked her soul for collection.
This is AWFUL! I love that you shared.
Ewww, my back feels funny now after looking at that. I don't need a handprint tatoo to remind me of the imprint my children have made on my life. I only have to gaze upon my stretch marks and I know they are always with me.
I'm not a big fan of tats myself. I mean to each their own. Some of them are fantastically creative. But this is god awful. Why would you do that? It doesn't even look like a child hand print anyways. There could have been so many other random symbols she could have picked but a hand. It's like, "something is touching me from behind." from a creepy movie just rings in my mind now. eeeeewwwwwww
Huh -- I thought she was advertising her membership in the Mafia. As to the young lady... wow, way to hit a new low in tramp stamps. Add a tattoo of a bottle of Jack Daniel's and she's good to go! Reminds me of a water park in Florida (NOT Disneyworld) -- a skinny white kid who looked to be in his late teens or early 20s had a big tattoo across his lower back that said (in fancy Gothic capitals) "FELON." His mom must be so proud.
I have no witty retort for this.
Wow. I think I'll get a tattoo of Hubby's hand on my booty. Wait. That might hurt.
Never mind.
*blink, blink*
Totally evidence of zombies. That looks like necrosis. Which of course give whole new meaning to the phrase "dead sexy."
*blink, blink*
Totally evidence of zombies. That looks like necrosis. Which of course give whole new meaning to the phrase "dead sexy."
Brave of you to share this. I'm not one for tattoos myself; I'm too fickle for anything that's supposed to be permanent. However, if there were such things as smooth skin colored tattoos to cover stretch marks, I'd reconsider.
I showed you my tattoo in confidence. You know my kid feels bad about his monkey hands.
To me it looks like a Demon Baby is inside your friend and pushing with her/his hand to get out thru the translucent flesh. But that's just me. Thanks for sharing!
Um, how old is that baby? 15? If the kid grows into his hands he's going to be 23 feet tall.
And heeeeyyyyy! I'm getting a tat this spring. Ppppbbbllltt!
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